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Principal: Thank you for coming in, Mrs. Parr.
Helen: What is this about? Has Dash done something wrong?
Bernie Kropp: He’s a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.
Dash: He says.
Bernie Kropp: Look, I know it’s you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool.
Helen: You saw him do this?
Bernie Kropp: Well, not really… No, actually not.
Helen: Oh. Then how do you know it was him?
Bernie Kropp: I hid a camera. And this time I got him.
Bernie Kropp: See? See? What, you don’t see it?
Bernie Kropp: He moves! Right there! Wait, wait… Right *there*! Right as I’m sitting down! I don’t know, I don’t know how he does it, but-but there’s no tack on my stool before he moves, and after he moves, there’s a tack! Coincidence? I think not!